1. (Source: ivorea, via loveit-)

  2. (Source: wwiao, via ohmygoshkathryn)

  3. Is your dick hard?

    20daysofjune:

    no but life is

  4. subject13fringe:

    montypythonandtheholyblog:

    today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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    (via ohmygoshkathryn)

  5. 9/1/14

    I missed this fragrance.

    (via jessdontlie)

  6. actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

    mATH HOMEWORK???

    THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

    (Source: teamgais, via jasoncedric)

  7. lolibloodsucker:

    When you say you like muse and people think you like

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    when in fact you’re just a weeaboo

    image

    (via joshysenpai)

    • student:   can i borrow a pencil
    • teacher:   i don't know, CAN you?
    • student:   yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
  8. psych2go:

    Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

    (Source: naughty-chekov, via dvd-g)



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