ughjxnna:

    OH MY GOD THIS CARD

    (via jasoncedric)

  1. rocketpowers:

    there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

    just let that sink in

    (Source: sluttyteenwolf, via jasoncedric)

  2. the-best-of-funny:

    a-dur:

    onefitmodel:

    realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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    realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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    x

    (via epic-humor)

    (Source: teenagenicks, via epic-humor)

    • me:   but it's 2 AM
    • stomach:   did i fucking stutter

    thegeekcooks:

    This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

    (Source: kpfun, via epic-humor)

  3. if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

    (Source: cooldude10000million, via dvd-g)

  4. Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

    (Source: therealhamster, via dvd-g)

  5. homoish:

    Wehn I spelll somerhing wromg in a texl I donl even care anymere. Just hopw the pemson can figure it out.

    (via randomnaes)

  6. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

    image

    I think we all know where this is going.

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    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (via laughcentre)

  7. smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

    My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

    My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

    My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

    Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

    You probably know what his reaction was

    (Source: yffud, via laughcentre)

  8. (via epic-humor)

  9. dirky-dirky-heart:

    slayboybunny:

    being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

    best gif use ever 

    its still fucking adorable 

    (via laughcentre)



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