I Love You.

thinsiqnificant:

How to get a thigh gap

  1. spread legs apart
  2. ( ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°)
Via laughcentre

katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

Via laughcentre

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what’s time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou)

Via Cool Land :D


bloodmagik:

when people say they like a band but dont know the drummers grandmas maiden name

(Source: salty-cheeks)

Via kelly;

(Source: amzinggifs)



raissaonmars:

shibuyasentai:

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan 

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

WOAH

i got chills just from the beginning! ahh, so awesome!


Via give me the cake.


(Source: thecakebar)





rlmjob:

the future is now

(Source: meme4u)



F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y


katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

Via




The year is 2030. A family is sitting round a dinner table.

  • Child: Can you pass the salt?
  • Mother: *glares*
  • Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
  • Child: *sighs*
  • Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
  • Mother: Very good.
Via Simplicity, Serenity, and Serendipity
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