1. northseasailor:

    I suppose that’s one way to get rid of an oil spill. Swapping one form of pollution for another.

    (via kathyrinn)


    I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.

    (Source: unit03, via ohmygoshkathryn)

  2. 100% proven zodiac analyses

    • aries:   short-tempered kind-hearted babies
    • taurus:   stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
    • gemini:   intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
    • cancer:   over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
    • leo:   melodramatic fun-loving fucks
    • virgo:   creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
    • libra:   ditsy carefree pacifist qts
    • scorpio:   intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
    • sagittarius:   honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
    • capricorn:   organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
    • aquarius:   extroverted detached open-minded freaks
    • pisces:   sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
  3. (Source: memewhore, via laughcentre)

  4. creeproll:

    I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

    (Source: grantofalltrades, via laughcentre)

  5. mentalalchemy:

    I laughed too loudly at this

    (Source: kidt82, via laughcentre)

  6. youre-hardtohold:


    no hemo

    that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

    (Source: jazminekhan, via epic-humor)

  7. lameorgy:

    when my friends ask me for money 


    (via epic-humor)

  8. saltykun:

    holy fuck

    (via bboyjimby)

  9. pollypopit:






    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut


    (via bboyjimby)

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